I know my last post was quite pro-Gregg's but lets clear this up. The only fully satisfying Gregg's I have ever been in was the one in Greenwich. Recently I tried the one in Bromley and although the sandwich was okay, it didn't hold a candle to what Greenwich had to offer. Also when I went in there must have been a sign on the wall I didn't see reading “The stupidest, most over personal, loud and badly singing member of staff gets a £50 bonus today” because I literally couldn't pay for my items quick enough. I had to escape being serenaded while they all shouted at each other “You on break? When is my break? Can you pick me up some rolls?”

I have been thinking about God again recently (not that I ever don't have the eternal question burning in my brain at all given times of each and every fucking day) but yesterday I came to the abstract notion that God is in fact, a Fridge Magnet. Consider that Evolution is a Fridge. It holds most things, not everything but most things. It gives them a place and keeps them from going off (on one). Then stick a fridge magnet to the fridge. It looks nice and that but it doesn't affect anything the fridge does.

Also in retrospect I realised this was a stupid theory and stopped thinking about it. Think harder about your metaphors David, think harder.

Anyway, I start University tomorrow/today which is exciting. It's odd because I literally haven't met anyone. No one on the course, no teachers or anything so not sure what to expect really. I have a temporary I.D though which you will be happy to know makes me look like an idiot and this week is “Fresher's week” and I have no idea what that involves. From what my Universities student paper describes though it seems to be the social event of the decade...

Anyway, hope you are all well