A common cold is like an annoying uncle that you only see every couple of months. When he sees you he grabs you by the shoulder and playfully roughs you up a bit. Hay-fever however is like an uncle who is also a sex offender. He comes to live with you in the summer and wont leave you alone. He wakes you up in the middle of the night and then you need to find tissues. Okay, I have never had an uncle like that. I'm talking absolute shit again. What a horrible simile. I apologise. No offense intended. To be honest I'm a bit delirious from the hay-fever I have and can hardly see. I have my glasses on in a half hearted effort to avert the flow of pollen away from my eye spheres. With the force I'm rubbing my eyes I'm surprised they haven't popped.

I came up with a theory. Its a conspiracy. Its the only explination. The government surely has giant machines that shoot out copious amounts of extra pollen into the air to bring people to their knees (right before voting day no less!) am I onto something? I don't know.

Sorry again or the terrible anecdote comparing simple hay-fever to the seriousness of being molested by a family member. I can't for the life of me figure out why I kept it in.

Also after watching 2 seasons of The Sopranos I have adopted some form of Italian American Mafioso accent. Is this healthy? I think I may have a serious problem. Tony Soprano shouldn't be a role model to me, but hes so damn cool! I can't be alone in this.

Speak to ya soon ya gavotz