Before i start this rant let me just make clear im not exactly Pizza Hut's number one fan. Anytime i have been in there i have found the food relatively nice but the service terrible. I have also noticed that the pasta and salad area hardly get touched.
Im sure you have heard by now that Pizza Hut is planning on changing its name to ... Pasta Hut.
Yeah i can see it now a big board room full of upper middle class suited drones. "Why arent peaple eating more pizza hut? could it be our poor service? No that couldnt be it. Could it be our rediculously high prices? No of course not. were thinking too small here. Could it possibly be our regimented and nazi like rule of only 1 trip to the salad bar? No no no. Perhaps its our inability to get the rights to serve Coke? No thats rediculous everyone loves Pepsi! Wait! i've got it. Yeah thats it, its so obvious. Were too Pizza focused! People don't go to pizza hut wanting pizza. we need to change the name! Wouldn't it be crazy if people went in there, ordered pasta as a main course and then pizza as a side? My God...im a corperate genius. And the beauty is no one will even notice! they will just think a brand new chain has opened up!"
To me the most insulting part is that these sleazy corperate fucks actually believe that with something as simple as a name change the public is going to flood in. They must surely think we are idiots because of course, no one goes to pizza hut in search of ... pizza do they?
What kind of a twisted fuck goes into pizza hut by their own free will and orders pasta because they "Dont like pizza!"
I have nothing against pasta...in fact i damn love the stuff. Its pretty much my favourite food but this is too far. Pizza hut has been pizza hut since the early 80s and corperate idiotic moves like this are the kind of thing that is going to eventually bring down pizza hut....
...although i really dont know if that would be such a terrible idea
Just remember Jif is called Cif now...just in case you forgot.
