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    Katy Perry is a moron

    I wanted to think up a clever title to attract people to this blog like "I killed Kate Perry and i liked it" but i thought that sounded a bit threatening so i decided against it...i think the current one portrays my point though.

    Everyone is playing this song at the moment and its driving me nuts. Its not just driving me nuts because every passing car and HMV is blasting out this generic bile. its mainly because of the songs self awareness. Its gaining mainstream success because its conteroversial...and it knows it. Its conteroversial because homosexuality is STILL tabboo and im sure that religious organisations and parents around the country are terrified this song is going to single handedly turn the children of the world into Julian Clareys. In terms of catchiness factor its "Umberella" all over again. i have a feeling this song isnt going away for a long time.

    And who the hell is Kate Perry exactly? Previous to this song i had never heard of her. She seems to be the new flavour of the month. She resembles an American Kate Nash in every sense right down to her pretentiously flamboyant dress sense.

    One thing i really hope about this Kate Perry fad is that gay people do not encourage this woman. If you listen to her actual lyrics especially in the song "i kissed a girl and i liked it" she is doing more to sully the name of Lesbians around the world than to stand up for it. The song basically says: "im a straight woman who has a boyfriend and i am kissing this girl out of pure curiosity...also she means nothing to me and its all just a game to me" If you dont believe me, stop dancing around mindlessly to the poppy electro beat and actually listen to the lyrics...they arent difficult to interperet as shes not exactly a musical poet.

    I would like to say i cant wait to stop hearing this song but i know once that happens the next flavour of the month will come...and they only get worse.

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  • Never heard of her..which from what you say is a good thing:)

  • I agree, she is a moron.

    I think that she thought that the song would be controversial (sp?), and make people think she was a bad ass.

    I think it makes her look stupid actually, to the point where it also makes a mockery of sexuality.

    Is that a bit deep, or am I too tired?

    • No thats pretty much what i was trying to say. thanks for the comment and accepting the friend request. so your "pro"? what are the benifits of that?

      • Ah thats cool then, at least I make sense!

        You get to create as many blogs as you like and you can upload more stuff too.

        There should be details somewhere on your own blog homepage which explains it better than I do.

  • So long as you didn't pay to hear it, that's the main thing. Actually, considering the price of music, I don't understand why anyone would buy music except when it's in the discount bin...

  • Heard it, heard the lyrics and my internal critic switched off and went for a smoke..

  • I can't believe it. Kate Perry is a God. If you struggle with understanding complex lyrics, I have a couple of entries that take you through step by step both Usher's "Make love in This Club" and Soulja Boy's "Crank Dat".

    Do you know who else I love? Kelly Clarkson.

    Oo ooh, and the Olsen Twins.

    • ha ha i totally agree they are all musical geniuses. Crank dat is about the social and political struggles of modern life for the working class families...and make love in this club is a stunning piece of musical poetry that deals with mental illness.

      Thanks for the comment

  • ROFLMAO!!!!

    "and make love in this club is a stunning piece of musical poetry that deals with mental illness"

    You can't be serious!!! pmsl!!!

    • OH he's serious because it works. I was once mentally ill ( " ONCE... you have to be joking"... snigger ) and then went to a Motorhead gig and then was thereafter completely Cured.... as it Orangi were.
      Or else you can always check out The Fall for an altogether a;lternative reality.

      x, y'all.

    • ha ha na i wasnt being serious, just sarcastic. sorry what does PMSL mean? im a bit slow when comes to this internet speak.

      thanks for the comment

  • Thank goodness for that!!!! lol!!!

    PMSL = Piss myself laughing x x

  • I hated the song the moment I heard it, for all the very same reasons you have mentioned. "The taste of her cherry chapstick" - shudder. The word "chapstick" should not feature as a lyric in ANY song. Greasy stuff.

    I was then even more infuriated when I had the misfortune to watch the video. Katy is writhing around in her underwear, surrounded by other girls writhing around in their underwear, but not ONCE does she kiss a girl (and like it), let along grope them. Highly disappointing.

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