Today i signed on to the JSA

its a strange experience...i have failed to find a job so i have been banished to the once feared job centre. Dont get me wrong i have nothing against it or the people who go there, ijust never thought i would bother...but now that i have no money i have to chew the fat and go through with it.

Anyway i was greeted outside the job centre at 11 am by a long line of people who looked like they would kill me if i looked at them. I was contemplating joining the line as i am a "Dole Virgin" and wasn't exactly sure where to go or what to do. I wondered what kind of a twisted organisation makes people line up outside in the cold for their free money. I decided to go inside the place where i was informed i had to "go up the stairs, turn right and wait for your name to be called" i did this...i waited...and i waited...for 40 minutes. I was then informed i was on the wrong floor and needed to go upstairs. I went upstairs and spoke to a woman who didnt seem very interested in my financial needs. In fact she didnt make eye contact with me at all. she then sent me down a corridor to another room. The person in that room took my national insurance number and sent me BACK to the room i just came from. I then had to fill in a form i had already filled out over the phone. Then i was told to sit down and wait for the man to speak to me. He was sitting at his desk directly in front of me doing nothing. as soon as it reached 12 30 he then told me to come over. I did and we went through all the shit i have to do to get my free money. ie: prove i am looking for work. he then gave me some papers and told me to come back in 2 weeks..

..i need a fucking job so badly.

If i have to meet with pauline again i might lose my fucking mind

"helloo jobseekers! ya fucking dole scum!!"