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Posts archive for: 3 August, 2008
  • I wish I was more prolific

    For a lot of people writing comes naturally. Some people churn out tones of material and most of it is shit. Some people churn out shit loads of material and it all turns out to be pure gold. I on the other hand can't ever seem to find anything i want to write about. I'm not referring to blogs though. Im referring to creative writing. Its something i love to do. i love to write. I love to write, then direct and shoot what i have written. Then i like to compose the music for the films i shoot. But when i can't think of anything to write about i am stuck in a limbo that is insanely depressing. Its not like im trying to think of anything "important" to write about. Im not trying to spread any particular message. its just i come up with an idea, and then i look at it and think "its OK...but its not something i particually care about" so then it doesnt develop any further and gets abandoned.

    I wish I was more prolific. I wish i could churn out endless material. I even wish i could be one of those people who churns out absolute crap but doesnt realise it and is actually really proud of their crap. But i cant. Im always aware ot how good or bad something is. Its not even self critisism. Its just an observation.

    A blog is really easy for me to write. its basically just putting down my own thoughts. Thats not what i want to write in "creative" writing. I want to write someone elses thoughts. I want to create a world on the page. I want characters who think for themselves as apposed to just my opinions re-worded. But most of all i want to actually get something fucking finished! i never finish anything. Its not a lack of interest, just a lack of insperation.

    Maybe i should write a story about a person who cant seem to write creativly so instead spends all their time on an internet blog talking about how they cant write creativly which then gives them the idea to write a story about a person who cant seem to write creativly so instead spends all their time on an internet blog talking about how they cant write creativly which then gives them the idea to write a story about a person who cant seem to write creativly so instead spends all their time on an internet blog talking about how they cant write creativly which then gives them the idea to write a story about a person who cant seem to write creativly so instead spends all their time on an internet blog talking about....

    Wait. Did i just create a paradox?

    thats quie creative i suppose

  • Geri Halliwell can fuck off

    Who does she think she is!?

    Who does she honestly think she is!? As if she wasn't annoying enough in the Spice Girls! Dont even get me started about the woman's solo career! I didnt know she could speak spanish "es es es es es es es el scorchio!" But now the cretin has been releasing childrens books! CHILDRENS BOOKS! this is worse that madonna's childrens book. Seriously, i really dont understand how someone so pointless can get away with this. Its obviously just a desperate attempt to stay gripped to the edge of mild fame. Spice Girls is dead...her solo career is dead...lets release some childrens books! yes Geri, because we all want to read about the story of a little princess selling her soul to the devil for a half arsed and near talentless career. just becasue your famous does not warrant you the right to also be anything you want. Oh yeah and you tried acting! Spiceworld was it?

    I know this blog sounds cold, but Geri Halliwell can fuck off. Her career is over and the sooner she accepts it the better. Its not like its at all hard to write a childrens book. (ok, let me just state before anyone gets angry that i know there is a knack to it. There are a lot of excellent and respecatable childrens authors who can write a deep and clever original story that appeals to children eg: David Almond) But seriously!

    Heres a quot from Geri in some shit tabloid paper called "The Moon" or something like that:

    “I know there is prejudice against celebrity authors but if you read my stories you’ll know they’re not ghost written — only I could be that bonkers!”

    Fucking hell i can imagine her sitting at a dinner table with all her friends. Geri puts an olive in her left nostrill and then proceeds to blow it out into one of her friend's soup.

    Dickhead friend:

    "Ohhhh Gerrriii you reeeeallly bonkers! you should write a kids book! Kids are bonkers!"

    Geri:

    "thats a great idea! i could be like...the next goosebumps or some'fin!"

    Help us all...

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