Who does she think she is!?

Who does she honestly think she is!? As if she wasn't annoying enough in the Spice Girls! Dont even get me started about the woman's solo career! I didnt know she could speak spanish "es es es es es es es el scorchio!" But now the cretin has been releasing childrens books! CHILDRENS BOOKS! this is worse that madonna's childrens book. Seriously, i really dont understand how someone so pointless can get away with this. Its obviously just a desperate attempt to stay gripped to the edge of mild fame. Spice Girls is dead...her solo career is dead...lets release some childrens books! yes Geri, because we all want to read about the story of a little princess selling her soul to the devil for a half arsed and near talentless career. just becasue your famous does not warrant you the right to also be anything you want. Oh yeah and you tried acting! Spiceworld was it?

I know this blog sounds cold, but Geri Halliwell can fuck off. Her career is over and the sooner she accepts it the better. Its not like its at all hard to write a childrens book. (ok, let me just state before anyone gets angry that i know there is a knack to it. There are a lot of excellent and respecatable childrens authors who can write a deep and clever original story that appeals to children eg: David Almond) But seriously!

Heres a quot from Geri in some shit tabloid paper called "The Moon" or something like that:

“I know there is prejudice against celebrity authors but if you read my stories you’ll know they’re not ghost written — only I could be that bonkers!”

Fucking hell i can imagine her sitting at a dinner table with all her friends. Geri puts an olive in her left nostrill and then proceeds to blow it out into one of her friend's soup.

Dickhead friend:

"Ohhhh Gerrriii you reeeeallly bonkers! you should write a kids book! Kids are bonkers!"

Geri:

"thats a great idea! i could be like...the next goosebumps or some'fin!"

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