Hello im David Ives and im an idiot. ahh that felt really good to get off of my chest, but guess what? your an idiot too. Don't deny it! you are an idiot. All humans are idiots and its our natural default. There is an idiot spectrum and i fit on one particular side of it and so do you. Its just your job to figure out what side. However the fact that i can admit to my idiocy technically makes me at least 50 percent more intelligent than you...however being so arrogant also means i am a dickhead.

Of course im not really that arrogant! well not in the real world anyway. In the real world i plod along day after day in ye'olde London town just feeling relieved each day that i managed to get through it without getting stabbed by a 13 year old. On this amazing medium of the internet however for some reason my tone becomes all the more sarcastic and negative, so if you are in the mood for reading the negative and sarcastic rants of someone you don't care about and have never met then welcome to my blog.

So what am i going to be writing about? Oh i don't know, probably whatever is running through my head at the time. I could have opted out and done the lazier alternative to blogging which i believe is known as "vlogging" as made popular with the "youtube generation" in which i am subcatagorised by society as i am below the age of 20 and own a computer. I chose not to do this however beacuse A) I like the old fashioned medium of writing as it not only lets me actually think about what i want to say before i broadcast it to the world wide web but it also allows you (the reader) to make your assumptions about me based on my opinions and not how "fit" or "buff" i am or am not. and i intend to seperate myself from the label of being the youtube generation, not that i have anything against youtube becasue as you might be suprised to read i actually have a youtube account in which i do post videos however they are not Vlogs. They are short films as i like to think of myself as something of an ammature film maker. And as far as i am aware youtube seems to be the most popular video streaming medium on the interent so what better place to get my work seen?

Im a hypercrit i know...which will hopefully make all my Blogs all the more interesting...or confusing depending on which side of the idiot spectrum you are on